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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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