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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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