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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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