Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.