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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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