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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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