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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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