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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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