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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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