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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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