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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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