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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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