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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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