Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.