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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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