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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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