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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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