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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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