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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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