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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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