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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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