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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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