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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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