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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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