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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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