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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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