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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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