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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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