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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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