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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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