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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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