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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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