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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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