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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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