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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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