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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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