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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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