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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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