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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
pug 🐶
Gus
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a wild boar 🐗
a bull 🐮
a turkey 🦃
a velociraptor 🦖
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hippo 🦛
a pufferfish 🐡
a lynx 😺
an elephant 🐘
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