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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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