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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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