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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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