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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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