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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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