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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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