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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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