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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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