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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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