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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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