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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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