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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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