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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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