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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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