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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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