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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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