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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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