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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
pug 🐶
Rufus
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯
a bull 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
a velociraptor 🦖
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a lion 🦁
a turkey 🦃
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