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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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