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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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