Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.