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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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