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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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