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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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