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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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