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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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