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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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