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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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