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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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