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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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